Jokes and Riddles

1. April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

2. There were two kids at school, talking in the hallway. One kid said, “I had my grandparents and cousins from Detroit for Thanksgiving.” The other kid said, “Really? I had turkey and salad.”

3. Why can’t you bring a turkey to church?

4. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

5. What is the best dance to do during Thanksgiving?

6. A merchant walked up to a farmer and said, “Do you sell any turkeys that go cheap?” The farmer replied, “No, my turkeys go gobble.”

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6 Responses to “Jokes and Riddles”

  1. dakino

    wow the answer to 4 please ask me for the answer and here’s a joke:
    Why did the turkey cross the road?
    please ask me for the answer.

  2. daikoclam

    I put that joke on the homepage ๐Ÿ˜›

  3. dakino

    4. the outside

  4. dakino

    is 5. turkey trot??

  5. daikoclam

    Answers Revealed Now!

    1. May flowers bring Pilgrims.

    3. Because they have fowl language.

    4. The outside.

    5. The turkey trot

  6. ifansee

    That was funny!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

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